Sunday Phunnies

Begging A Favor
A robust-looking gentleman ate a large meal at an expensive restaurant
 and topped it off with some fine wine, then he summoned the headwaiter.
 "Do you recall," he asked pleasantly, "how a year ago, I ate just such a
 wonderful meal here and then, because I couldn't pay for it, you had me
 thrown into the alley like a beggar?"

"I'm very sorry sir..." began the contrite headwaiter.

"Oh, it's quite all right." said the guest, "but I'm afraid I'll have to
 trouble you again..."

Choose Your Cheese
Sean stopped by a sandwich shop one afternoon and placed his order with
 the girl at the counter. She rattled off a list of condiments, but he
 stopped her when she asked if he wanted white cheese or yellow.

"What's the difference?" Sean asked.

"Hello?" replied the girl, sighing and rolling her eyes. "The COLOR is
 different!"
Eating Right
According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating
 right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a
 simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your plates with
 bright colors. Greens, reds, yellows.
In fact, I did that this morning. I had an entire bowl of jelly beans.
 It was delicious! I never knew eating right could be so easy.